What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??

HELLO

Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?

How many of you have had your parental rights taken away because of lies and no truth whatsoever, and did you prove the lies that were told about you to be false either through drug testing or another way, but still had your rights taken?

ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?

Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.

No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.

Do you believe that the portrayal of smoking in films and music videos contributes to the glamorization of cigarettes in society?

Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.

Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.

After a few moments he returns.

Why do I (45, male) feel like I'm crushing on a girl (19, female)?

Sure no problem officer.

Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?

{RING} {RING}

Why am I tired all the time?

I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.

I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.

I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.

Who was most disrespectful today, Zelensky, Trump, or Vance? Give examples.

Yes sir it is.

Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?